So Adam Lambert has decided to tell everyone, via Rolling Stone, that he's gay. Mazel Tov. I mean, I sort of thought he was based on his stereotypical appearance, photos of him in drag, etc. But I absolutely hated his singing voice the whole damn season regardless of his sexuality. I suppose it's an interesting social question, wondering if he lost ( Read more... )

I was a little surprised to find out that Massachusetts didn't already HAVE a law saying mothers could breastfeed in public, but hey, they do now. And of course the first comment is from someone who's all "OMGZ CAN'T THEY BE MORE DISCREET AND NOT SHOW THEIR BOOBZ? AND WHY CAN'T YOU JUST USE A BOTTLE FOR MY COMFORT BECAUSE YOUR BREASTS MAKE ME FEEL ( Read more... )

Seriously dude, even if it looks bad, you DON'T say, "Hey, we might be getting a new Supreme Court Justice soon! Who's excited?"

Apparently Italy's prime minister thinks rape is a crime that should be spoken about with a little levity, because after all, it only happens to beautiful women. It's almost like a compliment, really.

These folks were very upset that their local grocery store wouldn't write their child's full name on his birthday cake. The store was a little squeamish about it, given that this poor child's name is Adolf Hitler Campbell.

I'm not even interested in arguing whether the store should have done the cake for them or not. My bigger issue here is- WHY ( Read more... )

I used to see their truck in my old neighborhood a lot, and I always wondered what else they move besides pianos, because i just couldn't fathom that there were that many pianos that needed moving on a given day in the Boston area. The Globe has answered my question.

In other news, I would live very much to go back to bed. For the rest of the week. ( Read more... )

This woman says all you have to do is be celibate. I guess that refutes Billy Joel's theory, doesn't it?

From this morning's Today Show interview with "Clark Rockefeller":

How did you and your wife meet?

Well, we met at a party in 1993. People were coming together to play the Parker Brothers board game Clue, and were dressing up as the characters. She was Miss Scarlet, and I, as I had done many times before, portrayed the character of Professor Plum.

Of ( Read more... )

Apparently the people who live down the street from my parents had an interesting morning. I used to babysit for their kids when I was in high school. (This year, their oldest is graduating high school. Who feels old?) Lucky for me, the fiercest creature in the backyard in those days was their dog, Guinness.

Um, for real? I had a long night last night, but at least it didn't end with the trolley I was riding in catching fire. Jesus Christ on a bike!